January 26, 2011
“ Daryl: Did you meet anybody [at the roller skating rink]?
Andy: Yeah, I did. His name is Andy. And he skates like a Greek God.
The Office, Season 6, “Ultimatum” •
January 6, 2011
“ I have a box of Playbills stashed away in my basement. It’s like porn.

Bryan Ryan to Will

Glee, Season One, “Dream On”

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“ I’ve grown weary of your insults, Will. They sting. And they make me want to punch you in the face.

Bryan Ryan to Will

Glee, Season One, “Dream On”

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January 2, 2011
“ Won’t you come…/ for my bangers/ my beans and mash?

Aldous Snow

Get Him To The Greek

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“ When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.

Aldous Snow

Get Him To The Greek

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“ [in a text] Where the fuck are you? I am gonna kill you. Smiley face.

Sergio Roma

Get Him To The Greek

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“ Your brain is full of lollipops and rainbows and cheesy wonder. Mine is slightly darker.

Aldous Snow to Aaron Green

Get Him To The Greek

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“ What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there’s a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it’s peppered with hate. Hateful respect.

Aldous Snow to Aaron Green

Get Him To The Greek

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December 30, 2010
“ This isn’t a mustache. It’s a time machine.

Box on his 80s-esque facial hair

Going the Distance

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“ Gator needs his gat you punk-ass bitch!

Allen assuming his alter-ego, Gator, a college-aged pimp

The Other Guys

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